Cox Suckers Day? You can't make this up...

Nixa, Missouri announces

2012 Cox Suckers Day!

So, there really is a Nixa, Missouri that has held the annual Nixa Suckers Day since 1957 (http://www.nixasuckerday.org/).

And there really is a new title sponsor, so from now on the event will really be known as Cox Suckers Day (http://www.faircitynews.com/2011/05/16/2012-cox-sucker-days-announced/)...

Really? No one in Nixa, Missouri gets that this might lead to, well, me writing a blog about this (not to mention the skewering that will take place on late night television)?

  But the kicker: This year features a special appearance by PeeWee Herman and the Popsicle Twins... Where else would PeeWee be on such an important day?